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Sunday, February 1, 2009

sunday quotes

"I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth."
Scott Westerfeld

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Ronald Reagan

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson


"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
Anonymous

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
George Bush

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
Unknown.

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