1. There are pirates in Somalia
2. Ninja pirates dont exsist
3.Time never ends
4. America is the fattest country
5. maerica is considered stupid by French peopl
6. Japenese Maples dont loose their leaves in winter, the leaves shrivel up the un shrivel in sring
7. peopplle will have surgery to remove their feet bones to fit into heels better
8.Mushooms are weeds
9.Native American were called Indians beccause when C.C. travled to Amerca he thought he reached Indain
10. The reason you feel cold is because yo actually are losing energy.

google meme punishment

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Baby Zoe Needs A Middle Name
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
The Life of a Young Mom: Zoe looks like Rory!
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Zoe Says BANANA
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Zoe wants her treats NOW
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Zoe Does Not Want To Walk at Space Ninja
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Zoe Hates Grocery Vacations Ramada Plaza Resorts
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Zoe asks about Harriet The Spy
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Zoe likes to have help with her toys
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Zoe eats some Vito Pizza on Flickr
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Zoe wears Kings of Neon plimsolls in Oz
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Zoe was arrested for attemped murder, robbery & assault.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Zoe loves it when death becomes her

Katy has violin and piano lessons

Katy you left me for violin and piano, so I am sitting here faithfully in the cold car line place with all your crap, and I'm so bored that I'm posting here even though I know you won't see it till whenever, anddddd...facebook sucks. It is stupid, none of the freaking applications ever work.

WTF "punishment" am I supposed to post???

Katy is... going to die by hockey sticks

Well Zoe has left me all alone in the gym thing we have and about 10 guys are playing hockety rigte infront of me and going to kill me and even though this is underlines and highlted blue it is not a link to anything or importance. And re enter Zoe who is apparently terrified of loud noises... she should be infor it tonight. Heres why tonight i am going to her house for a sleep over thing then 2m morning i leave for my acting thing where we are doing little shop or horros one of my favorite plays then we are going to some thing or my iceskater friend who was preivously mentioned then finally after almost 48 hours awake i can finally sleep and somewhere in that time frame, i will post tomorrow and ZOE better not forget to post on Sunday!!!! and she still has to post her punishment thing!!and now she lost her phone.

Emergency skipping homeroom 2m please meet me in the bathroom of one outside the science rooms

no time to exlain just send me a text saying you saw this all will be explained in the bathroom nearhe science rooms

your genius

hahahaha
i watched my punishment
I LOVE IT and i am now subscribing to these videos
i applaud and bow down to your genius

"hank likes..."
"hank likes to watch men pee on flickr"

"hank eats..."
"hank eats a glob of bacon grease and gets deathly sick. i'm not making these up."

i'm really sorry that i suck at everything

here
poem for creative day
and I really don't mean to suck, I just am a total mess right now (I know you are too, and that's no excuse, so...sorry.)

this is a new one

Ugly

look at all these ugly people sitting in a row
how unfortunate

their faces
unforgiving
their minds
wilting

like folded leaves in a rain gutter
they hopelessly crumple and discolor

all these ugly people sitting in a row

i know it sucks ass but people told me to write it as a companion to this one:

Pretty

Beautiful people

A long row of them

Pretty hair, pretty eyes,

Shining from the inside.



That beautiful boy

Sits and focuses

Everything about him is golden

Golden like an angel.



The next boy is small

Has a face like a baby

Smooth, precise and calm

Looking at him is relaxing.



Lovely young girl

Hair cascades down her back

Easy waves, tucked behind

Face glows in a light from deep within.



Gazing at her sits another boy

Glorious and strong,

Young and fierce

Spirit like a wild horse.



The soft-haired blonde

Freckles sprinkled across her nos

Perfectly proportioned

Ever at peace.



What a pretty, pretty image

Of these pretty, pretty people,

They mesmerize, amaze

Attract with such magnificent grace.

Throughtful Thursday- Katy

I am into this project
100 percent
Zoe however is not
posting odly and not doing her punshments
Im not happy with her

shes says "this si the crap peoplle write about in books"
she says" sounds fun"
but does she mean it? cause she aggreed
the rules are final
So help me Zoe
cause not only does my yelling at you poetry suck
bt sofar so do your posts

THE END

what's up loser.

i wonder why people tell the one i hate with a passion anything.
let alone that, i wonder why they even talk to her.
we need a code name for her. and A.F. because i have decided that alcohol is a total a-hole.

oh yeah, and you seriously need to get a grip, it's gonna kill the plan.

by the way, what exactly am i supposed to talk about when i post?

P.S.: You know, if this turns out really good, we could totally get it published. this is the kind of thing people write crappy teen novels about.

It's Tuesday- I suck at naming people with no predeterrmined nicknames

Hi Zoe it's Tuesday. You will be punished by.... lemme get back to you on that.

Anyway I was on yahoo (my homepage)and it said some thing about some model nobody's ever heard of dying at age 20. I was thinking of some weight disease or something but actually from a uinary tract infection. This got me thinking. I have always pictured models as those picture perfect people you know who would die a beatiful and dramatic death that would later become a movie starring the next wanna be. but i kept readng on discoverign her death was anything but. She had her hands and feet amputated (the were pretty hands and yes i notice people's hands) so she was not only disfirgured but probally depressed....(fill in inside joke here)....after reading this i still think model are idiot with small brains but that they are actually people too. while they may be clueless people... they are people(fill in other insde joke here)

So it's actually the morning so this post will be updated a couple of times of and you have to google meme your self see vlogbrother video called google meme or something like that ! hah i am making you work and after you post which i'll on what like on oh wait 2m never mind. you better do it then on friday i post mne. not much else going on, just faling science again bye


THE REST OF TODAY

i seriously need help. I don't know what it is but the second i am in newspaper i go crazy. then after i beat up smaller people. it is stunting our plan. Today our plan worked out kinda well it was a really good day and the french trip to NYC should help b/c no losers on board cept [the one you hate with a passion] who o crap who wil follow us around worse than [the EVIL ONE]. [the other red head who play BB] is in french right so is [the shrimpy ice skater] is cause she is in my classs so is [the girl who no one can be mean to and was called a slut at lunch today and [the other girl who kinda started the fight and has SOOPUER short skirts] and is [your boyfriend stealer] and is umm.. [the tennis girl with bad hair but its not her fault she does the best with wat she can] what about [the girl whose laptop we used to take pics]. or [the girl with nickle eyeshadow]? is Seriously Zoe we need to make up nicknames for everyone not just people we have dreams about. is pan? Did that make any sense. I am not editing this it is my train of thought deal with it bedtime for me with my pjs inside a spoon under my pillow and a penny in my open window lincoln up

hey loser

Hi Katy
ok so i was supposed to say something yesterday right?
soooo.

RULES

1) We each post on designated days and then some
2) We can give each other challenges but no rule breaking or pornographic ones nor bodily, emotional or potentially harming to anyone of thing except your dog
3) Physical evidence must be given of the challenge
4) We get punishments if we don't post/ don't do challenges
5) we MAY communicate outside the blog
6) no changes are to be made to the blogs formatting without the other approval
7) There is no excuse not to post unless a tidal waves strikes France
8) We have to include some sort of picture once a month at least
9) We may not advertise randomly to people we know except Mrs. D.
10) By naming names we mus use the predetermined code names
11) This is school yea in summer we will post when ever (mainly cause i could get in trouble or have to walk to the library everyday, neither of which i want to do)
12) If any question come up in the comments we answer them once a month
13) If a boyfriend is found it is to be reported IMMEDIATELY WITH PHOTOS
14) Every Saturday
Katy- must find ten random facts on anything and on every Sunday
Zoe -find ten quotes of randomness
15) Thoughtful Thursday where we each post a poem,song, drawing, video something with creativity in it
16) Rapping does not count for 15
17) The posting schedule is as follows: Sunday- Zoe's quotes Monday- Zoe Tuesday- Katy Wednesday-Zoe Thursday- thoughtful Thursday (both) Friday- Katy Saturday- Katy's facts