what??

whats wrong with a beach house

SOMALI PIRATES

What did i saw about the somali pirates. I TOLD YOU SO!! nyway im havee to die in a hole while i go to the hotel and my beacch  house

WE MUST POST FOR CON SQUENCE OF DEATH

Working on scince so heard from any schools yet o and YOU CHANGED THE BACGROUND WTF!?!?!?!? I have a mini chalenge for you finish a song about me befoe i finish mine about you!!!!!UKWIM ooo and the ppl you need to know

youtube.com/user/fiveawesomegirls
youtube.com/user/nerdfighters
youtube.com/user/italktosnake
youtube.com/user/owlssayhoot
youtube.com/user/hayleyghoover
youtube.com/user/cathyortolani

okay

okay sounds excellent.

so i am now in love with dev patel.

google him/watch slumdog millionaire

FACE IT WE BOTH FAIL AT LIFE AND BLOGS

I propose we start over today is day one fo this project it lost its momentum so i say we start over with today but this time we dont fail wat do you say?

desiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire

this is TOTALLY random.
but me and the daughter of mrs. weissman and the rather large black-asian girl with the awesome scarves were in chorus, and the daughter of mrs. weissman is totally freaked out by your AIM font. so mayybe make it smaller/less highlighted

i TOLD you it was random.

oh and also i apparently am in some deep shit about my science research paper...a week late...yeaaaahhhh about that...

oh and about the title of this post--i'm listening to 'desire' by U2 and it's really catchy...

I fail

I understand I fail at life and blogging but our plan is working and lainey is probaly shaking ehr head in disbelief. I still would like to see House bunny and Nick and norah playlist so.... i wish my mother wasnt so crazy and I could go to deer in headlight's but no i got stuck with the cray mother

your punishment

ok sorry your punishment is that you have to do this:

go on youtube and watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXwZWrrLstk&feature=related

skaty

I editted you last post b/c someone forgot the whole lnguage concept of life and you didnt remove the katy thing just click on it and presss delete!!! ooo magical!!! so you also didnt give me a punishment

Katy Needs adjustments[true]
Katy Looks Like katy[true]
Katy Says today is the best day of my whole entire life
Katy wants a VMA kiss
Katy does the leo show
katy hates her hair
katy asks a question on the big fat quiz of the year can can
KATY PERRY LIKE JESSE: JESSE MCcARTNEY
katy eats her bday cake
Katy wears beer goggles
katy was arrested for underage drinking
Katy loves cameras

my punishment

hey if you don't come to school tomorrow i swear i'm going to start doing things to the inside of my knee again

btw i know this sounds really really weird but i hate having to wear tights all the time to cover up my scabs it's annoying because i don't know when they'll go away

the siren wailed from the top of the police car
panache is a big word that sounds like it's a pancake
those big things in montana are not buffalo, they are bison
the male idiots in our homeroom (the two of them who like to wear skinny jeans aka lizzy and morgan's ex's) are into hijinx
people are inherently evil, i believe
fusion is a brand of smoothie
comrade is what they called each other in WWII
dubious means skeptical
cake is my favorite non-pastry
usually chorus is a cacophony

you suck at quotes

hey
so sunday was you day for 10 quotes so ou need that
o and the giant girl who sumtimes has oil in her hair as been absent for a wekk and liked max last year and hsa braces and like metro station and is in history but not english well she has seen me cry idk why i sai that w/e

anyway i think because we both got messed up with the post last week you ppunishment this week it you have a vocab list involving
1.siren
2.panache
3.buffalo
4.hijinx
5.inherent
6.fusion
7. comrade
8.dubios
9. pastry
10.cacophony


you have to use each word once in each post this wee except for thrusday so manday wendesay sunday. good luck and post mine later on today

stuff

that's great that your mom's healthy. what a relief.

haha i'm looking forward to my song. i wrote a song a week or two again, it sucks but i should show it to you. you have full permission to laugh.

Facts

So Ten Facts

1. After being put on Prozac beta monkey males become alpha males
2.Adlerian firstborns can be conservative or rebelilous
3.leighton Meester was born blonde and the producers of gossip Girl wanted to see her as a brunette before actually giving her the role as Blair and when she saw the other two costars as blondes she protested but the vanessa was cast and she didnt mind as much
4.Blues eyes are actually an abnormality ( a very pretty abnormality)
5.according to darwin: siblings are a threat to survival
6.first born score hirer than laterborns
7.A first born often has lower social status
8. first borns are more anxious about their status
9.they are also more emotionally intense thn laterborn and slower to recovere from upsets
10.first borns are more antagonistic

SO screwed

no nothing about the rents and the tests came came for my mom shes healthy. anyway today is johns bday and stuff and i still have to finish your song but so fa so good shoulf have it y next thursday and shoe wont send me back my paper and i dint edit anything so im kinda s-c-r-e-w-e-d

HEEHEE this picture defines us

me like photobucket

scout's honor

Ed E's going back to England? WTF? lol all I can think is poor Joel, lone li'l Brit...

anywayyy I just got back (well an hour ago, but who really cares, not me and certainly not you) from the upper school screening of this movie 'Scout's Honor' about this somewhat-hot kid who, a couple years ago, launched this whole big thing about how gay kids and troop leaders aren't allowed in the boy scouts. and some dudes got cut once it was found out that they were gay. it actually was really good. and interesting. and sad. I'm joining a GSA wherever I end up going, cuz from what I can tell, they've got damn better conversations than any effing women's issues club.

Sentimentally retarded

Heyy zoe so here is the list of people who I know 100 % are leaving:
Ed K(going to a boarding school with an M i think)
Ed E(going back to England)
Morgan(moving to Singapore)
Miles( Going to Seaton Hall Prep)
Katy M (MHS)
PC (Don Bosco or Delbarton)

Here is the questioning List:
Lainey (!!!! ikr meg told me not to tell you srry)
You
Zack(ZACH OR ZAC IDK)
Jon


So yeah. anyway leeme me tell you a story of little katy
little five year old katy had a raher average kindgeraten class or 26 children. That class as any other had the one kid NOBODY liked.(we have 4)his name was christopher. and for some reson his mom moved to florida after winter break and little katy would spend night crying for him to come back. looking back i seemed dumb but at the time it made sense. that is how much i feel the need to stay connected with EVERYONE i meet.

I watched nick and norah's infinite playlist last night...

...which is an excellent movie. so for my 10 quotes today, I'm going to use ones from the movie.

1. Nick: [leaving a message on his ex-girlfriend Tris' phone] I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like... when you broke up with me... on my b-day.
2. Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick: Yeah.
Norah: Well Caroline likes to barf in the same places.
3. Norah: Let's dance, douche bag!
[hits Nick in the throat]
4. Nick: I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
5. Drunk Guy in Yugo: I love you so much, it's retarded.
6. Nick: Why would you buy these pants?
7. Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
8. Norah: Would you be my boyfriend for 5 minutes?
9. Tris: You wouldn't have to get over me if you were still under me.
10. Norah: If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes?
Dev: [trying to come up with clever names for their band] Fistful of assholes! I like it.

thursday group thing

Thoughtfulness day

pretty pretty picture and its mine no one elses

wednesday

today I had health and music. health was...interesting...Katy THANK YOU for telling me that I was, in fact, in school on Monday, or she might have made me do a penis illustration of my own...

and for creative Thursday--double post, I know, I'm amazing--here IS a penis illustration of my own...

Depression

Well Chris krassowski died a year ago so i am all depressed. I dont even really know the kid and im depressed arent i pathetic...

today

Today I was sick. I have a sinus infection and a fever, but I'm coming to school tomorrow. Right now I'm doing homework. Sorry for leaving you in homeroom, heheh.

Man, Gilmore Girls was an excellent show. Why, why did they have to cancel it??!!

sunday quotes

"I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth."
Scott Westerfeld

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Ronald Reagan

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson


"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
Anonymous

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
George Bush

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
Unknown.

1. There are pirates in Somalia
2. Ninja pirates dont exsist
3.Time never ends
4. America is the fattest country
5. maerica is considered stupid by French peopl
6. Japenese Maples dont loose their leaves in winter, the leaves shrivel up the un shrivel in sring
7. peopplle will have surgery to remove their feet bones to fit into heels better
8.Mushooms are weeds
9.Native American were called Indians beccause when C.C. travled to Amerca he thought he reached Indain
10. The reason you feel cold is because yo actually are losing energy.

google meme punishment

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Baby Zoe Needs A Middle Name
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
The Life of a Young Mom: Zoe looks like Rory!
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Zoe Says BANANA
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Zoe wants her treats NOW
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Zoe Does Not Want To Walk at Space Ninja
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Zoe Hates Grocery Vacations Ramada Plaza Resorts
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Zoe asks about Harriet The Spy
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Zoe likes to have help with her toys
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Zoe eats some Vito Pizza on Flickr
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Zoe wears Kings of Neon plimsolls in Oz
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Zoe was arrested for attemped murder, robbery & assault.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Zoe loves it when death becomes her

Katy has violin and piano lessons

Katy you left me for violin and piano, so I am sitting here faithfully in the cold car line place with all your crap, and I'm so bored that I'm posting here even though I know you won't see it till whenever, anddddd...facebook sucks. It is stupid, none of the freaking applications ever work.

WTF "punishment" am I supposed to post???

Katy is... going to die by hockey sticks

Well Zoe has left me all alone in the gym thing we have and about 10 guys are playing hockety rigte infront of me and going to kill me and even though this is underlines and highlted blue it is not a link to anything or importance. And re enter Zoe who is apparently terrified of loud noises... she should be infor it tonight. Heres why tonight i am going to her house for a sleep over thing then 2m morning i leave for my acting thing where we are doing little shop or horros one of my favorite plays then we are going to some thing or my iceskater friend who was preivously mentioned then finally after almost 48 hours awake i can finally sleep and somewhere in that time frame, i will post tomorrow and ZOE better not forget to post on Sunday!!!! and she still has to post her punishment thing!!and now she lost her phone.

Emergency skipping homeroom 2m please meet me in the bathroom of one outside the science rooms

no time to exlain just send me a text saying you saw this all will be explained in the bathroom nearhe science rooms

your genius

hahahaha
i watched my punishment
I LOVE IT and i am now subscribing to these videos
i applaud and bow down to your genius

"hank likes..."
"hank likes to watch men pee on flickr"

"hank eats..."
"hank eats a glob of bacon grease and gets deathly sick. i'm not making these up."